and I’m just like…
I don’t actually have married friends yet, but I do have people I know who try to have this conversation with me.
I had a dream last night that I found Galaxy and Fizzy in good shape at a garage sale for $3 each.
The struggle is real.
How do I get to the screen that lets me customize my blog? I used to know how, but I can’t find it.
(thank you Stonershy for telling me how this works)
This is actually so legit.
It’s so stupid how people actually think that a woman’s period would make her completely irrational so that she cannot be in a position of power.
One of my favourite 30 Rock running jokes
someone didn’t think this through.
Laughed for like 3 days.
You can see the exact moment where it realizes its mistake.
You may be under the impression that a woman using a man’s razor, or vice-versa, will create no ill effects.
YOU ARE WRONG, my friend.
If a woman uses a razor branded for a man, she can expect her vagina to seal shut of its own accord. Her breasts may become concave pits on her chest. Most commonly reported is the sprouting of coarse hair all over the face, including the eyelids.
A man who uses a woman’s razor will not experience physical changes, but will suddenly see women as equal human beings instead of objects to stuff his pee-pee into. As every organism on the planet knows, this is a fate worse than death.
So remember, folks, gender-based marketing is FOR YOUR SAFETY.
Warn your friends. Deceive your enemies. Obey the Glow Cloud.